Funny Quotes
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
- Sam Levenson.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
- Anonymous.
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
- Homer J Simpson.
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
- Winston Churchill.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
- Anonymous.
If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough.
- Anonymous.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
- Rich Cook.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
- Anonymous.
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot
- Unkown.
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller.
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