Funny Quotes
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One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool
- Edgar Watson Howe.
Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
- John Peers.
Cheese... milk's leap toward immortality.
- Clifton Fadiman.
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore ....
- Anonymous.
If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!
- Yogi Berra.
Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
- Short and funny quotes, Lisa Hoffman.
Lifes Tough, get a helmet!
- Unknown.
My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.
- Paul Getty.
There are three faithful friends-an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
- Franklin.
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
- Benjamin Franklin.
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